“C’mon coach! Nobody can memorize this playbook!” - Cortez Lewis, later on, in the film room.

“Tell me more.”

“ You can’t help but cock your head to the side and wonder if there really is something to all of this.”

Calm down. It's not like she had a sex change.

Doug, people don’t hate the Hummer. The H1 represents so much to Americans, to dreamers, to anyone who had a good and imaginative childhood.

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

In other news, dogs lick their own balls.

In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.

The NFL’s handling of the Saints’ situation was comically bad. We can all agree on that. Where we would disagree is on the notion that the League should continue to handle things terribly on purpose because they set a precedent for handling things terribly some years ago. Unfortunately, it looks like they consider…

What I love about this article:

I read the headline and then almost immediately come across this turd:

The irony is that Albert Burneko, who is smarter and more literate than Simmons, is also a shitty writer for exactly the same reasons as Simmons; a tremendous self-regard and a style that is more about highlighting himself than addressing his subjects.

“We’d inch even closer to a career scenario with CP3 and Blake that becomes a Hottest of Hot Takes cross between ‘The Poor Man’s Stockton and Malone’ and ‘The Sedin Brothers of Basketball.’” What the fuck does that mean?

Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.

I love pitchers who go out of their way to seem like uncompromising hardasses who might just make your ass pay for charging that mound. Nolan Ryan, Bob Gibson, and Don Drysdale are obviously the archetypes, but there are some quality dudes in this mold these days, like Bumgarner and the ever-aging, but still very…

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

Albert, I usually love your stuff, but you’re living in a fantasy world on this one. The NCAA would come down on him just as hard as it has come down on everyone who challenges it. Do you really, really think that the NCAA would hesitate for even a second to ban him because of “public opinion”? When have they cared…

But what would you have him do? You still haven’t made clear how things would be better if he resigned - there would just be a less helpful coach in his place.