When I picture the potential buyer of this car, I picture an exquisitely grumpy old man named Harold. He doesn’t want any of that “fancy stuff”. He doesn’t need navigation (“We took the beaches at Normandy without a goddamn GPS, you can bet your ass I can make it to Safeway without one”). He doesn’t need power…

When I met my girlfriend she had a Yaris that also had center mounted gauges, it was the worst. Driving distraction built into the car.

Not likely.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

When I worked at a Toyota dealership customers would often say they had the V4 when asked if their car was a 4 or a 6 cylinder. I had a Tercel beater at the time , so I took half of a RAV4 emblem and made my Tercel a V4 model.

This goes on the back of your white Camry:

WUT. WHY.

Honda CR-V. The mom jeans of cars.

It would be a Toyota Highlander. It is possibly the most un-Cars-and-Coffee in the history

a camry WITH the dent

Yeah but that’s an absurdly simple job to remove the offending lettering.

Vents that vent nothing.

IT’S NOT A COUPE!

these type of monstrosities are aimed at the idiots that have too much many and no style. they buy it simply to show off and brag about it. they only care about the pricetag and the countless added “features” that cost at least twice as much as they should do (features that are tacky)

the idiots that buy these things…

*Obligatory.

Stop selling/buying anything labeled “coupe” that has more than two doors.

STOP