Tired me read your first line as “I have a Trans Am”. I was confused, though not nearly as confused as that cop sounded.

Somebody in the village should have him and others move their cars, take a bunch of professional quality shots of the street from every angle. Then the village just confiscates everyone’s phones and cameras at the beginning of their visit, the tourists wander around actually enjoy the place, and when they leave they…

*I AM THE LATEST MODEL OF THE ECHO AMAZONIAN*

When I use command prompt to quickly resolve an issue, people literally look at me like I just shot a Kamehameha out my hands.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

In 2017 Bowie is coming back to life and happily announcing he made a deal with the Devil to let him come back and play the inauguration because of his tremendous admiration for Trump and his unironical love for the tenets of National Socialism.

“Drug chemical effects are modulated by body size. So elephants need a lot of beer to get hammered; squirrels not so much.”

A whole funeral band, knee-high to the other characters, was playing, sent from the margins of Mad magazine by Sergio Aragonés.

Fixed issue whereby body parts would sometimes remain suspended in mid-air after an enemy exploded.

And once the roofs are all done, the next low-hanging fruit would be to build canopies of solar panels over sidewalks. They would provide shade in the sun, cover from rain, they can be angled for optimum solar collection, don’t need to be up-armored, and won’t be covered by traffic most of the time.

Youtube pranksters are the fucking devil. Saleh is one of the worst; his shtick is exactly this. One of his videos is “Counting down in Arabic on a plane”. Another, posted below, is him pulling hijabs off Muslim women in public, “to see how people react”. He’s a professional asshole, another entitled YouTube piece of…

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Alternate Headline: “This Is Not The Droid China Was Hoping For”

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

One may say, he Dodged a collision.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

As a pale skinned Irishman, “350 days of sunshine a year” may be the most terrifying thing I have ever read.

Holy shit. He’s Duke Leto in my head every time I re-read Dune. :D “THE TOOTH,” he would say, all gravelly and Sean-Beanish.

David clearly doesn’t know how we build Jeeps in Arizona. Let me tell you the story that happens all the time here.