Alternate Headline: “This Is Not The Droid China Was Hoping For”

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

One may say, he Dodged a collision.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

As a pale skinned Irishman, “350 days of sunshine a year” may be the most terrifying thing I have ever read.

Holy shit. He’s Duke Leto in my head every time I re-read Dune. :D “THE TOOTH,” he would say, all gravelly and Sean-Beanish.

David clearly doesn’t know how we build Jeeps in Arizona. Let me tell you the story that happens all the time here.

Its kinda sad that, and you know it’s true, when Sean Bean dies (IRL) the internet is going to lose it and in not a respectful way

You must be very young. A business literally falsely advertised a product and then sold it and then did not even remotely care when the population was pissed. You can’t do that, its unethical, its not something to be a norm and shrug off like “oh well don’t preorder just expect shit around every corner”. Bad business…

Well....this makes me feel stupid for buying it at $60.

Well....this makes me feel stupid for buying it at $60.

Mom?

The speedup doesn’t really help so much since new player only hears numbers and thinks “150 is madness” when most of the time is spent travelling.

Dammit Jason, you had three paragraphs out before I could even formulate a tweet.

Is it just me or does default male Shepard look like he would have kicked this default male Ryder’s ass?

I can only cosplay as an old man:

Look, 2016 sucks for a lot of reasons. Donald Trump, Kardashians, North Korea. But a 40 year old British man can stream a game about driving a truck for 5 hours a week and thousands of people watch it, and that gives me hope.

I’m hoping for Winston as Santa, personally. I feel like 76 should be a disgruntled, out-of-touch dad at the mall trying to buy the latest video games for his kids.

Every season a new professor..

“Announcing GTAV blood bank heist in honor of Halloween”

Now that would a clever ruse!

Say what you will- this latest scary clown craze definitely beats out planking and the Macarena.