No fucking wonder your photo is an homage to Hunter S.

He’s using the trees.

Looney Tombs?

“You are stoopid, you are stoopid and remember Smough, you are stoopid!”

I didn’t make it better... But it has rabbits now.

I know of a few ranger owners who’ve conquered Moab. One in particular frequents.

Self building tower lol

For fucks sake yes. Just stop this shit. Know your audience.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

I’d rather live next to Necromancers than the “Cheap Home Owner who only hires non-licensed contractors to renovatee the kitchen, and the sketchy dude works til 9:30pm w/ a powersaw.”

Can’t decide if it would be the wolves or the necromancers that would be the HOA

Finding a beautiful lakeside home next to a cave of wolves and a circle of necromancers pretty much sums up homeownership in general. Can’t pick your neighbors.

Almost too perfect.

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

No link, unfortunately. I’d had a good run on the forum, engaging with other botanically inclined social misfits over the finer points of foliage distribution and pest control methods. Then one day I made the mistake of mentioning a piece of bamboo I brought back to NYC from a forest in Japan. My god, these…

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Your cubicle neighbor sounds nice. The guys in the cubicles around me would just laugh and then play hackey sack with them.

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.