I’d rather live next to Necromancers than the “Cheap Home Owner who only hires non-licensed contractors to renovatee the kitchen, and the sketchy dude works til 9:30pm w/ a powersaw.”

Can’t decide if it would be the wolves or the necromancers that would be the HOA

Finding a beautiful lakeside home next to a cave of wolves and a circle of necromancers pretty much sums up homeownership in general. Can’t pick your neighbors.

Almost too perfect.

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

No link, unfortunately. I’d had a good run on the forum, engaging with other botanically inclined social misfits over the finer points of foliage distribution and pest control methods. Then one day I made the mistake of mentioning a piece of bamboo I brought back to NYC from a forest in Japan. My god, these…

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

I’d like to see it done, just because it’s there. The X-15 STILL holds records that have lasted since the 60's, we should break them, because we can. We should ALWAYS be striving to push the envelope. As for practical uses for a hypersonic aircraft, I’ll freely admit they are marginal, but they could also be a…

If we want to start pulling back on our global footprint (bases, etc.), then high-speed hypersonic aircraft that can be based from the US become relevant. I don’t know if this particular aircraft is the right one, but it’s definitely something we need to consider. And at the end of the day, every weapon is going to…

Easy, Turbo Encabulator

In America, firetrucks have large tanks.

Your cubicle neighbor sounds nice. The guys in the cubicles around me would just laugh and then play hackey sack with them.

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

“Compulsory redundancies”...

This is a weird hill that you chose to die on.

Perhaps I’m being an ass, but I think he should file in NY and go through the whole jurisdictional/long-arm fight. Make it that much more daunting for the seller. (CO Atty here).

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?