Eye wash station: Because OSHA demanded it when they started putting in aperture science gear.

I can smell the lawsuit already.

I wasn't even aware Destiny was on the Xboxone. I was under the impression is was a sony exclusive. That was one of the few things that actually had me considering a PS4 and jumping back on the sony ship. Literally the first I've heard that Destiny is on both boxes.

Hell one of the few reasons I even got lured back…

Like a green shell would stop the Stig.... a blue shell maybe... but a green?...Naaaaaaah.

I like it.

This is hilarious. Made my day just a little better.

'94 F150 extended cab.

Originally bought to replace my mom's old car, an 80s fort taurus. It was to be hers, because we still had both the F250 and a chevy flatbed that worked pretty well.

Well the transmission died on the 250 and the chevy started having issues so my mom's truck became the farm truck. It was my…

Is it time to end some heretics yet?

If anyone gets this at all...color me shocked....wait this is the internet of course someone will get it.

It's the nature of the internet comrade. Someone pops in to offer their thoughts on the matter and five posts later the thread has derailed off into a discussion about non-Newtonian materials and their applications in forestry.

Considering I stopped visiting penny arcade about 4 years ago my best guess is that they're taking a stab at making fun of booth babes AND raving fanboys in one go.

That or someone lost a bet and they were required by contractual law to do a rule 63 comic.

6.) The Duckbill Of Death

Hmmmm...I'm thinking diesel electric hybrid truck with 4x4 option...it would never fly in California though a diesel that small would never pass smog even if it's emissions were minuscule....Lucky that I'm no longer in California. First things first build up a bit of cash then build the frankentruck I've always wanted.

I bet it smells like cows and one of the crew has some interesting stories about lepers.

Seconded. We can find a few more portions of the war that we can milk content out of... perhaps something set from the view of the french resistance?

This one remains skeptical.

Reminds me of when Source decides to be weird in GMOD.

As a side note, one creepy-pasta story that I have been able to confirm, police reports and all was one in the Ozarks where the "creature" in question ended up being a llama that had gone rabid and had picked up a taste for dead coyote.

Generally scary stories that are copied and pasted around, few are actually confirmable, and the ones that are tend to be the more extreme end of things and are usually cases of "human hunting" A'la The most dangerous game.

They'll likely plead down to a lesser charge, but it appears they did plot and attempt to kill one of their classmates in an attempt of some kind of sacrifice for a made up cryptid.