Every cat you have ever met begins silently plotting your murder the second they see you.

Don’t want to know what that places smells like in the summer.

Pretty sure they had it notarized.

Totally took a picture with my girlfriend under the statue in SD. Younger generations have nothing to compare this emotion to. It’s a unique feeling you really have to ask someone who lived through it about.

Maybe

Ummm....That’s not a dead lift, it’s a squat. Do you even lift?

You didn’t say anything. You typed all those verys yourself, silly.

Side note: Gorillas would be awesome at the dead lift.

You jumped a long way from bears in the Olympics to fully psychoanalyzing me. I’m not sure what qualifies as contempt here. Please, explain? It’s fun going down these rabbit holes, isn’t it?

Oh, this will be used as ammo. So much ammo.

In the context of what constitutes a hate crime, the premise of this whole chain, lynching is way higher on the list therefore more important. I’ll be sure to state the obvious in future posts. Are you willing to push this so far because of personal experience? Did someone you know get cat called and fall into an open…

I mean stronger, faster and quicker. I’ll take it a step further and say that, in most situations, men are pound for pound stronger.

Yup, lynching is more important than cat calling. Going to keep watching football now, if that’s a hate crime now, call the cops.

I’m from Missouri and I can go on a bender on anything. If you can’t you aren’t trying hard enough. I picked wine because most of the Hilldog supporters I know are wine-os. What will you actually do if she blows it?

Going to ignore the “you people”. It’s important to balance cardio and with weight lifting. You gotta keep it tight and sexy.

I don’t think you could disprove that. Average man is more athletic than average woman. Really doesn’t matter though. Still not hateful.

You’ll go a week long wine bender?

Boom! Roasted.

You need to drink more water and harden up.

Wow! Thanks for the link. I didn’t realize they had to toss her into the van. I had a seizure when I was younger. Would have been nice to have Secret Service to hold me up. My friends thought I was faking so I fell and smashed my head on the ground.