totes! especially for status calls. i've seen people wear booty shorts, pajama pants, and all manner of clothing that combination to court. justice may be blind, but judges aren't. have you checked out http://whatthepublicdefender.tumblr.com/ ? IMO best gif blog ever for law nerds.

TRUE.

OK, so... I'm skeptical. Do these women really need the money to pay for tuition, or are they doing it because it's lucrative and that's a "morally acceptable" way to justify prostitution?

...because not everybody can have a job that is intellectually, spiritually, and emotionally stimulating? because some of us need to make money in order to feed ourselves?

I don't know, this is totally failing to get my hackles up. Are they supposed to be up? Because just replace "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" or "significant other of whichever gender and sexual persuasion you happen to prefer" and it's like...yeah, most of that shit is pretty annoying.

you missed the memo, lindy. your all-caps vim and vigor has given way to the apathetic, chilled out lower-case movement. when you're ready we'll be waiting for you with a bag of doritos and a blunt. it's time to just relax and be cool, brah.

For when you want to look like a 5 year old headed to church.

Well... culturally... country music comes from people of english, irish, welsh, scottish decent. While not everyone is blonde... there are a lot of blonde/blue in those regions.

I've come across many many profiles that are basically the flip-side of the stuff in this tumblr. A bunch of girls who have quite obviously recently been spurned asking for guys who "aren't like the rest" or guys who won't cheat on them or saying "Don't message me if all you want is to hook up" and other implications…