Will there be a U2 album preloaded?

Ah yes, the 13 years of the Morales regime really indicated that was the eventual direction of their platform.

But I’m sure you think it is totally cool that you voted in 2016 (and will again) to make America the next India under Modi, Turkey under Erdogan, etc.

Log off and go outside, maybe read a book.

Elon sucks.

Stoked about the victory in Bolivia.

My favorite is the chronic mis-alignment of these pieces of junk...

How about no screens! It’s *way* easier to do these things safely (without looking at stuff other than the road) when you have physical controls. Voice recognition doesn’t count, cars are loud and computers are still very stupid.

After 10 years a lot of things in a car stop holding quite so fast. Sunshades start to sag, new rattles pop up (maybe they were there from the first week if you own a Subaru...), and everything’s just not as firm as it used to be.

The number of roof-top tents I’ve seen on commuters in the last couple years is just stupid.

So what we have here is a fancy new way to pile more stuff on top of an SUV in order to overland all the way to work during the week, and to the mall on the weekends? Can’t wait to see some gas tanks and Hi-Lift jacks mounted way up high for the daily commute.

Southern guy with roots dating back there to the 1700's and with ancestors who fought for the confederacy. Time for the fucking flag to go. Nobody in my family flew it or displayed it. Growing up it was always the most racist pieces of shit who had those things. The people displaying them now have absolutely zero clue…

Yet the bootlickers just don't stop. It's a mental illness 

“The Harley growth in the 90s through the 08 recession was a boomer midlife crisis / retirement gift fad. They expanded to quick to cash in and then the demand dropped. Their customer base is either too old or already has a garage queen Harley and no need to buy another.”

The rest of the hand-tool / shop tool industry is moving en masse to China, so even name brands are suffering. Eventually, China will get better at this. After all, they made your iPhone.

This is actually a very persuasive argument for nationalizing commercial air travel. 

Michigan gets the triple hammer. Our rural population is mostly a bunch of super racist old white shit bags, our second largest population center (Grand Rapids) is run by Betsy Devos and her dipshit ultra conservative family/friends, and parts of Metro Detroit (looking at you Macomb County) have become so blue collar…

Fuck these selfish assholes.

Just for future reference, if you have to start off a comment with “Just asking this is going to make me ‘automatically a racist’ but...”, don’t make the comment. 

“but what about rap!!!” is probably the funniest response racists have to this whole thing.

1st Gear: You get a bailout! You get a bailout! Everybody gets a bailout!!

There is no such thing as a good HOA. Only ones that haven’t released their inner evil yet.

HOAs bring out the worst in people.