I'm guessing it's like a 'Los Pollos Hermanos' kinda deal…

Secret crossover with 'Attack of the 50ft Woman'?

I still freak out whenever I see him in Saving Private Ryan.

He's referring to the glorious denizens of the Hollow Earth.

Hot Topic? What? That's your biggest cultural reference to the smiley face?

'45' is doubly embarrassing as that's how (proper) Presidents have been referring to each other.

The perfect number of bikes is always n+1.

I think hating something just because it looks different to you and happens to come from an alien planet is the textbook definition of xenophobia.

If I remember rightly it faded to black with the noise of one of those tilt-rotor helicopter things approaching which heavily implied he was being rescued.

Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.

Loving it although they could definitely do with more character customization options - particularly in the hair department. There are basically about 6 haircuts and they are all 'J-Pop Boy Band'

I would give it another go but some sod has stolen my disc.

Why on earth would anybody ever choose to save the whiny rookie instead!?

Agreed 100%. I get the same feelings whenever I see Scotland being represented on screen like it's straight off a bloody shortbread tin.

Current bike count: 9. It's getting out of hand but I can justify almost all of them!

Like watching a bloody 'Caffreys' or 'Kilkenny' advert. Awful.

This is how the Matrix started.

I always think Andy Serkis' South African accent is a bit over-the-top and verging on parody but then I remember all the Afrikaaners I used to work with and correct myself.

I dare say they would have been 'comped'

"Sorry Bannon, not this weekend"