Oh boy, where do I start... For one thing, I draw a distinction between being a bad driver and just being a bad person. So let’s start there.

I love these cars. I’ve owned three of them. And I prefer the Talon over the Eclipse or the Laser. But whole-lee-fuck is $11k way too damn much. Seller must be high or desperate or probably both.

I drive a Chevy Sonic and my boss drives an F-150. He’s always harping on me like, “why do you drive such a little car?” to which I respond “how’s your fuel mileage in that thing?” Good times.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

We haul two small kids in a Cruze just fine. My only complaint is that the oldest is now forward-facing in his seat which is on the driver’s side, so he kicks the back of my seat all the time  but I think we’d have that problem in a sedan of any size.

I see your Camry and raise you this Ram.

I spotted this Shelby Dakota in Toledo a couple years ago.

It’s likely that the dock presents itself as a USB display adapter. Modern USB 3.0 and up provides plenty of bandwidth to run 1080p video. If that’s the case, it’s also likely to be a proprietary device that the firmware is coded to only recognize by a particular device ID. So plugging in some random USB display…

They’re ultrasonic sensors. They use acoustic pulses (“sound”) to determine the available distance in front of the sensor. The sound passes through the plastic cover.

That interior made me physically ill. I have to go lie down now.

Subarus of this vintage also had the spare tire under the hood.

I got a Roku Stick in 2014. I also had a kid in 2014. Took me a week to find the Roku remote. Turns out it was in the VHS slot of my VCR/DVD combo unit which, of course, I never used.

I’m still holding out hope for the Cheap Jeep.

I love these sorts of questions! My favorite is, “is a hot dog a sandwich?”

The headlight covers remind me of the original Dodge Magnum.

Here’s what bugs me the most about all of this:

This headline is ripe for alliteration:

I’d vote for you, Torch. Make America Drive Stick Again!

The title image made my physically ill. 5,000% CP

Engine: none.