I want to agree with you in that, I really do. But it is classified by the NHTSA as a truck. So by every letter of the law, it’s a truck. That’s certainly disappointing but nonetheless true I’m afraid.

This SUV is a truck. All SUVs are trucks. I think what you’re trying to say is, “this is not a pickup truck” and no, I think we all agree it is not. But by the very difinition of the word, it is a “truck.” For Christ’s sake, the goddammed PT Cruiser is a even truck.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

I remember a Sport Compact Car article about a 4g63 swapped Hyundai. That car was quite a sleeper IIRC.

Dude. As a former Merkur owner I can tell you they are quite awesome.

So you’re the other person who bought one! I was wondering who that was. All joking aside though, I love my Wii U. It was (and still is) the first current-gen console I have purchased*. I even got the Wind Waker special edition: 32 GB black console with Hyrule script adorning the Gamepad. I play Mario Kart 8 and Super…

Because warranty. I bought both of my current cars CPO with about 32k miles on them at the time of purchase. Now, of course I financed these cars and so I pay about $200-$300 per car per month, but with that, I get:

That is the strangest tailgate handle I’ve ever seen. It looks like it’s been replaced at somepoint?

Saab 9-2X Aero

Service writers are some of the most lethargic and apathetic people on the planet. This Herb-Tim person reminds me of Eyeore from Winnie the Pooh.

I had a monowhite ‘89 similar to the one in the photo above. In fact, I first thought that was my car until I remembered the 3” round rust spot I had on the driver’s door. They’re incredibly fun and surprisingly roomy (“it’s a two-door sedan!”). I eventually had to get rid of it because I was 21 and stupid and got…

It was the 1980’s. It’s called cocaine. Technically it was called just the “Merkur XR4Ti” with “Merkur” being an upscale brand slotted between Mercury and Lincoln. Ford couldn’t exactly sell their original Sierra here with the same name because General Motors already produced the GMC Sierra, a full-size pickup truck…

UPDATE: Further analysis suggests that the full follicle constellation may in fact actually be a Van Dyke, which includes an integral goatee. Please remain calm as we process this information.

Fuck yeah, C-body! Feel the love! My dad’s got a 1970 Chrysler 300. He’s had it for 43 years. Recently he rebuilt a lot of things and sorted all the finer bits. He’s been winning awards and trophies like crazy for the past several years. Here we are at the Gratiot cruise:

They could just call it Celebrity Laps to play off the dual meaning of “Celebrity.” Are they talking about the car, or the person? We don’t know! How clever!

Harbor Freight is the best. I mean, the tools are mostly crap, but the store itself is great. I keep getting those FREE tiny LED flashlights, despite having no practical use for them. Stocking stuffers this Christmas, maybe?