Why, despite all the good stuff I’ve seen on here, am I convinced this can’t be topped.

Googling “Taylor Swift abandons pet” turns up nothing.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

It’s nice to see someone taking the time to get older ladies across the busy Manhattan streets in this day and age.

It’s strange how he always runs out of people to be mad at in October.

Well, of course 700th... she’s pregnant!!!

There’s no way of knowing. But I’d imagine that the difference between 201 and 700 is smaller than between 200 and 1, so we’re splitting hairs.

She doesnt even need to be forced, she volunteered her opinion on the subject to David Letterman.

Yeah, it’s pretty much just an examination. And I’d pump the brakes vigorously on calling Ainge “one of the best GMs ever”—and I’m a Celtics fan. He’s been good. Very good, even. But I think Ainge’s current campaign to make the Celts into contenders has changed form and run into a few snags along the way, no time more…

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

I grew up a Mariners fan, but I have always warned my kids to stay away from them. They are just too much of a choking hazard.

Never discount the Bad News Bears avenue to success, which is only possible in baseball. They’re one sassy blonde pitcher away from a pennant.

This is terrible news. I certainly hope that they are able to work through all these injuries and regain competitiveness by the time they move to Oklahoma in 2019.

Wow that is some angry stuff! Just admit that you’re sitting a keyboard with closed fists shaking like a meth addict. Also, “stfu and stay out of it” generally voids the point of all demonstration because then the white folk you so admirably detest would keep on doing the same racist shit they always have. Navigating…

Yes, how dare he be upset that his work told him and everyone who shares his skin color not to come to work on a particular day.

Honestly though, what does that even mean!?

Tears of rage as he remembered that other people would be enshrined with him on that day, and that the 8th grade coach who relegated him to B-team somehow escaped the car bomb explosion.