Well, of course 700th... she’s pregnant!!!

There’s no way of knowing. But I’d imagine that the difference between 201 and 700 is smaller than between 200 and 1, so we’re splitting hairs.

She doesnt even need to be forced, she volunteered her opinion on the subject to David Letterman.

Yeah, it’s pretty much just an examination. And I’d pump the brakes vigorously on calling Ainge “one of the best GMs ever”—and I’m a Celtics fan. He’s been good. Very good, even. But I think Ainge’s current campaign to make the Celts into contenders has changed form and run into a few snags along the way, no time more…

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

I grew up a Mariners fan, but I have always warned my kids to stay away from them. They are just too much of a choking hazard.

Never discount the Bad News Bears avenue to success, which is only possible in baseball. They’re one sassy blonde pitcher away from a pennant.

This is terrible news. I certainly hope that they are able to work through all these injuries and regain competitiveness by the time they move to Oklahoma in 2019.

Bright side: in the first inning of the next game, Segura’s replacement hit a grand slam.

Wow that is some angry stuff! Just admit that you’re sitting a keyboard with closed fists shaking like a meth addict. Also, “stfu and stay out of it” generally voids the point of all demonstration because then the white folk you so admirably detest would keep on doing the same racist shit they always have. Navigating…

Yes, how dare he be upset that his work told him and everyone who shares his skin color not to come to work on a particular day.

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

Rule leagues specify no team may have more than one black star on their team. That’s what Bowie’s farewell album was actually about, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Go Raptors.

Honestly though, what does that even mean!?

Tears of rage as he remembered that other people would be enshrined with him on that day, and that the 8th grade coach who relegated him to B-team somehow escaped the car bomb explosion.