Are you insane? Give me Helsinki anyday over freakin’ Oslo.

EVIL!

Actually in the 1920s there were a great many white-only clubs in Harlem and there wouldn’t have been any people of color there except in performing or serving roles. The Josephine elf thing was weird though.

Ruth is so fantastic in Loving. I’m rooting for her to win (although Natalie Portman was breathtaking in Jackie). I don’t have anything against Emma Stone but she should win Best Actress for a film where she’s an average-at-best singer.

Seriously though — aren’t there any red-blooded country and contemporary Christian stars who would leap at the chance to perform for the Inauguration?

The Women, All That Heaven Allows, Mildred Pierce, Imitation of Life, Now Voyager and — yes — Jezebel. All films that are melodramatic, antiquated in a certain way, brilliantly acted and yet may also pass the Bechtel test.

I euthanized my grandmother last night. We put the Food On Franklin podcast on for her to listen to as the poison was injected into her veins.

I would love it if Hillary came out with Gaga wearing a meat pant suit.

Anthony Weiner is at home now, thinking, “YAY THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT MEEEEEEE.”

That figure has just risen to the mathematically impossible 160%

Not that haven’t greatly enjoyed Jezebel’s (and Gawker media’s) brilliant onslaught of nicknames for Trump, but this situation has become so dire that I can no longer find amusement in such phrases as “Sketchy Cheetos sculpture.” :(

Reminds me a bit of Halloween III: Season of the Witch, you know, the Halloween movie that has nothing to do with the Halloween movies?

So is Michele Bachmann the Black Widow and Sarah Palin the Scarlet Witch, or is it the other way around?

No mocking. On this deplorable, ugly evening, he seemed like the only person who was there to have a little fun. He wore a red sweater and a white tie!

This whole line of conversation was an undisguised bear trap. Clinton wasn’t even camouflaging the traps at this point. And Doofus went right ahead and walked into it anyway.

He does cocaine at NAMBLA meetings.

If there is an election tomorrow in California and the ballot says, “Should California slide into the Pacific Ocean and be forever destroyed?” you should still go vote. You never, ever know. You people voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger so I would suggest never taking anything for granted.

Interestingly a lot of early motivations for saving endangered park land was actually quite nationalistic. Parks were essentially trophies to America’s greatness. You might think a nationalist candidate like Trump might hold a similar view but noooooo.

That’s actually an incredibly stupid theory.

I think part of this ‘controversy’ is fueled by Clinton using a ten-cent word like ‘deplorables’ as opposed to something Trump would have used (clowns, bozos, assholes, Mexicans etc.). It makes the phrase sound elitist.