Well, I just named by penis Harambe McHarambeface. Can’t keep this primate in its cage!

As an aside, I thought Kodi Smit-McPhee was the strongest new cast member and it would have been amazing to see him pop lock, eat pop rocks, and pop a rockin’ collar.

That’s actually an incredibly stupid theory.

To be fair, Hill Street Blues and Frasier never really had a chance in those Outstanding Stunt Coordination and Outstanding Prosthetic Makeup categories.

I think part of this ‘controversy’ is fueled by Clinton using a ten-cent word like ‘deplorables’ as opposed to something Trump would have used (clowns, bozos, assholes, Mexicans etc.). It makes the phrase sound elitist.

Enterprise is disqualified from the competition due to its theme song.

The best scenes (subtracting anything with Data in it) were always ones with Picard and Crusher. Why anybody thought they should remove her, even if it was for just a season, is ludicrous.

I’m happy to report that she’s not so easily shocked anymore.

Personally, I think Kamala Khan does the whole ‘teen superhero derived from a grown-up superhero’ thing in a more interesting way. Plus I’m also getting a Heroes super-strong cheerleader vibe here. But the character has always been a favorite of mine (thanks to Crisis) so I’ll have to check this out.

Gotta get Gates in on the party.

A culmination of the Marvel Universe — with a few family members missing of course. Actually I count about 2/3rds missing.

I can one up you there. I’ve seen all of these and all of the Resident Evil movies in the movie theater. Both franchises blur together and I can’t even remember the events of any single one of them (except for that cool-ass laser scene from the first RE.)

I’m not saying Kate should stop doing these — they are a guilty pleasure — but I just saw her in Love & Friendship and she is absolutely fantastic. It just feels sort of like a wasted effort to star in another one of these when she easily could be having a Rachel Weisz-style career.

If the Beach Boys’ ‘Mona’ is not prominently featured, then I’m not seeing it.

I’m sorry but the name of the movie is Star Wars, not Star Wars: A New Hope. I don’t get to go back in time and call myself Kevin.

Cringe-worthy, to be sure, but Roz and her super huge hair are giving me life.

At this rate, Raggedy Ann and Andy are going to be re-booted as film noir detectives in 1940s Los Angeles, trying to solve the brutal dismembering of Holly Hobbie.

I’m not going to celebrate her death. Her belief system have been totally destroyed. Not only is a woman about to become president, but we’re now looking and discussing gender and gender roles in a way that must have plunged this hateful woman into throes of depression.

I was hoping for io9 recaps. The recaps were the BEST. However I don’t know if we should torture Rob Bricken with watching it any further.

I can’t be the only who thinks this premise sounds TERRIBLE, like a space rom-com where the ship suddenly shifts and Jen falls accidentally into Chris’s lap and Chris says something smarmy and Jen responds “You wish!” but in a winking, cute way.