I will bet $100 Obama goes to the State of the Union address wearing traditional Kenyan tribal garb just to fuck with the Republicans.

My favorite Smashing Pumpkins album was Adore.

Cool, is that the guy that spiked the price of the AIDS medication?

My niece has been more successful with her Girl Scout cookies than Lincoln has been with his presidential campaign. If he’s like, I can put them in touch. She’s be a great campaign manager. She’s 10.

Like many of his father’s prior credits, the new child will have parents listed “by Calvin Harris featuring Taylor Swift” on the birth certificate.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

But OMG Lupita N’yongo as Catwoman. I mean, my head just exploded!

I think she’s being very wise about her career — secure a couple BIG money parts post-Oscar (Jungle Book, Star Wars) that may not be big roles, then use some of that bank to fund some big roles for herself. Hollywood certainly isn’t going to provide strong parts for her without some cajoling.

Matt Damon, keep this kind of behavior up, and I will refuse to gay marry you when you finally meet me one day.

However, if you click into the link from Elle Magazine, you can see the fierceness that is Joan Smalls totally concentrating on walking up and down those stairs while wearing the FIERCEST gown.

Can also be Lady Gaga if in the New York City area.

Wives! Dozens and dozens of wives! ‘Tis in the BIBLE!

Unfortunately most of Twitter is not quite understanding who’s wearing the ‘faggot’ garments.....

A divorce is a one-time sin — that she keeps repeating. But being a healthy happy gay person is a perpetual sin, and she will have none of that.

There are a lot of bitchy girls in Peanuts world. The only female I can think of in the entire strip who is NOT a self-righteous little meanie is Marcy.

We actually live in an ideal time if you are anti-abortion. They’re incredibly difficult to get and tenaciously regulated, yet they’re still technically ‘legal’ so that the anti-choice crowd can retain the moral high ground while using the issue in elections.

I’ve read several of these (count me as an A-Force fan) and, generally speaking, I’m enamored of this big mega-crossover concept. But where do we think this is all going? It just seems like a interesting, if increasingly tedious, nod at fan fiction.

That short film is terrific. This proves that the presence of Adam Sandler is a toxin.

This bill may not have done much substantially but we now have Congress on record voting to preserve a certain aspect of discrimination in schools.