When I heard that the third season was going to be slightly calibrated to get Selina out of Washington, I kind of heard the wind-up for a possible jump-the-shark moment. Thankfully that has not arrived. In particular, Julia is, if anything, more brilliant than ever.

I once met her and literally towered over her. It was so strange meeting somebody half your size who was twenty times more talented than you in probably everything. Where does she pack all that awesomeness?

May I make a suggestion? For The Southern Frat Bro ....

Not to mention that it stars the two funniest performers on SNL this season IMHO.

This went about as well as anybody should have expected it to go. She's at an age where her routines are very precisely arranged in her head with little room for improvisation. Her jokes are in blocks. (At live shows, she had cue cards taped to the floor.) If she stopped, she would have forgotten entire lengths of…

Excuse me, could you put this article in a list format and retitle it "These Ten Amazing Things About Clickbait Will Astonish You — And Number 6 Will Literally Make You Bleed With The Stigmata."

Thank you for this. I literally thought Facebook had bought the rights to a badly named horror film.

Unfortunate that it was not an in-person interview. I've always wondered what Fred Phelps smelled like. Cheap scented soaps? Body odor and bile? Markers and glue?

Any foods with pecans are POISON GARBAGE.

Pecan Spinwheels, no. 1? May you and your children be banished from the land for all time. Zebra Cakes, Nutty Bars, and Star Crunches are — and will remain — the Triumvirate of Yum. NUTTY BARS ARE THE JESUS OF FOOD.

"I Fall to Pieces" - Patty Cline. The iconic artist did indeed fall to pieces when she died in a plane crash on March 5, 1963.

If Gotham is the approximation of New York, wouldn't Metropolis be Chicago — or would it be another New York?

Angel x 1,000, are you kidding? Who wouldn't want to be held in the undead arms of David Boreanaz?

I agree that we shouldn't publish these kinds of photographs, but how else am I going to envy this beautiful family?

Oh my God, Hunger Games' Rue, Sally Draper and Elvira Mistress of the Dark at one table?

Great reporting, Dave. You worked harder than the subjects of your article.

"Protecting their way of life." What a euphemism.

Slow and not clumsy wins the race.

I'm sorry, but he creeps me the fuck out.