Your drone shot of MPLS hit me right in the feels, hard. Hometowns never leave you.

+1 ticket to the waters edge

This story really has become... Cumbersome

Goodell has taken the league into the toilet, while 7 Mary 3 named their album American Standard.

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

It’s not removing the seats, it’s HONORING them!!!!

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

“Toddlers, pre-teens, what’s the difference?”

“I mince garlic ... not words. Also, I leave my guns and live ammunition lying around on picnic tables and I love my toddler, who may very well maim herself while I’m tweeting latent racism to collegiate football players but anyway #GoBucks.”

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.

Watching grown men fight is probably a welcome respite from spending your time and money enabling your ungrateful kids to be mediocre at sports.

This totally validates the argument I’ve been making for years that the way baseball is filmed is totally fucked up. I’m so SICK of the pitcher batter view and HOPING cameraman catch up to balls in play and runners running bases! Give me the whole field like a football game so I can see all the damned players moving.…

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

This statement would have been viewed as crazy talk just last year.

The Astros have turned their team around in a sport where it takes years for top prospects to develop, and they’ve done it way faster than the Sixers have tanking in the sport where 1 young player alone can make a team decent. Pretty impressive considering everyone was bashing the Astros for their terrible record and…

The “greatest generation,” eh?

Ryne Sandberg frantically waving a white towel sums up this Phillies season nicely, doesn’t it?

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Ummm, knowing exactly who other teams are going after and what they’re willing to move gives you a massive advantage in the front office.