Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir.

Because attractiveness is the key to good comedy?

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

The scene where they strip down the car is some of the finest cinematography of the 70's.

He's a lot like Mitch Albom, in my opinion. Nobody in Detroit can stand Mitch Albom. Well, nobody under the age of 50. Probably Dan's demographic too.

Non-uniform ballparks are one of the best aspects of the game. The Astros have a hill and a flagpole in fair territory. Boston had a giant fucking wall in left field. Now Toronto has slow grass.

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

You could argue that his career needed one.

"Yeah? Then explain Rinku and Dinesh!"

I want to see the Pirates use this again. Cutch coming to the plate looking like a maniac.

This looks like it would actually work really well. No vision obstruction. Bring it back!

NFL teams get an insane amount of corporate welfare and the dirty little secret is that NFL games aren't even that fun to attend.

And the beauty with baseball is that you don't have to be a slave to a screen to enjoy it. Radio broadcasts are still outstanding when it comes to baseball and that means you can listen to the games every day and not have to be actively watching.

Last time this happened Jay Z punched Fat Joe thinking he was Rich Garces

Boy, the Browns sure love getting quarterback advice from men without jobs, don't they?

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

How can you hear his SAT score through a computer screen?

What a silly question. Would a cheap team build a $1.3 billion stadium with someone else's money?