Slavery? No, no. If you want to know what actual, current day slavery is like, visit the people that make the shitty shoes that bankroll the training table where you shove more calories down your fuckin' gullet in one sitting than they see in a week. Then you'll beg to have your ACL torn for my amusement.

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

Wow, that judge is insanely harsh...I thought that the typical first- or second-offense penalty for religious guys who have illegal sexual contact with minors was being transferred to a different school and nobody saying anything about it ever again under threat of going straight to hell. It's tough but fair.

Meh. Let me know when you dig up an ad from a Gary Miller lookalike into watersports.

Pro-tip: if you open with "I hate to sound like a jerk... Just stop. You're going to sound like a jerk.

Simmons should have went for the deathblow and said that Rivers wasn't a real doctor.

What is it with all these Boston star athletes going on sad rides today?

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

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