Never noticed her booze nose before! I was distracted by the lying and mascara.

Braydon & Payton? Probably good they aren’t having kids...the name would be doubly annoying as fuck.

The very defintion of snowflakes and cowards. Disgusting humans. All of them.

A dumb rock has read as many books as the President of the United States.

Certainly wouldn’t be in a library or at a gym.

BE BEST, America.

I love HQ. It’s the only thing on ESPN I watch outside of some live sports. It’s one of the shows I find myself simultaneously laughing and wondering how it’s even on the air.

Oh well, whatever, nevermind. Yeah, don’t lump Gen X in with the Boomers. We’re on your side.

Joe Morgan was terrible...I met John Miller in Scottsdale at Giant’s ST back in the late 90's. There was no one in the park pre-game and he was just kind of down behind the plate mixing with scouts and stadium personel. I waited until he was done socializing and heading back up to the press box....I approached him and…

Yep. Agreed. No problem there. Coke? No need to drink that shit water. Delta? Nope. Don’t travel work and they aren’t a hub in my city. I live in a condo. Who fucking needs Home Depot. No need for UPS either. USPS is just fine. Georgia is just the shitty land bridge connecting to the shittier Florida.

It won’t be for long!

How’d that North Carolina bathroom bill work out? I seem to remember them balking when the NCAA and NBA threatened to boycott hosting events in the State. Seems like they were worried about missing out on some “visitors”. Money’s the only things these ghouls understand.

Sure don’t! Fuck Delta.

Not that boycotting the State of Alabama is difficult...but I see no need for anyone to visit there or Georgia.  You aren’t missing anything.

Jared looks like he uses baby shampoo

Why do you think the GOP tries to gut public education and goes to war with teachers (never cops or firemen)? Keep em’ dumb!

In the private sector, companies that don’t produce results naturally eliminate themselves because they make no money.

Trumka looks like a young, undead, Alex Karras. Glad I could offer up some solutions today. Off to day drink!

I know what I don’t spend $2 per day on. The USA Today.

Hopefully the shit bag that raised him loses his VP position.