Al Franken just woke up and has to be wondering what the fuck happened.

Exactly what I was thinking

The Grammy’s are shit. They’ve been shit for over 20 years. No reason to watch....I do like to look at the list of winners the next morning. Scroll....scroll....scroll...holy shit! High on Fire won a Grammy. It’s meaningless and very cool at the same time.

I think she and Betsy Devos go to the same Merle Norman...

The Whites just don’t stop....

It’s like they all lack critical thinking skills...and in walks Donald Trump.

The only vacuum she’s understands is the one she lives in.

I am sure the local burger flipper would love 24 plus bennies as well, but frankly neither have the skills to command $24 an hour.

The program reduced my monthly mortgage payment by 33% for the remainder of the loan. It helped my family very much.

You think a 50K a year job is ‘really lucky?’ That’s $24 dollars an hour. That’s not hard to make if you have any skills other than “do you want fries with that” or “hi welcome to Wal-mart”

He pushed the HARP program which assisted me as homeowner. Big Time.

I bet he sounds like Eric Bates from The Toy.

As if anyone needed another reason to hate the fucking Cubs

Mrs. Ricketts, maybe.

Love PUP!

The GOP is fucked when guys like Ben Sasse are on the All-Star squad. At least he’s under the age of 70.

Kinda sounds like the asshole inhabiting the Oval Office. Doesn’t it?

I feel the same way about the people who continue to defend (and be a part of) the Catholic Church...the mental gymnastics they need to perform to sleep at night must be amazing. I heard a comedian say something to the effect of “If Burger King molested children at the rate of the Catholic Church...there would be no…

He actually makes a pretty strong pro choice case....

Just some more eye candy from the Master Race...