Anson Mount is probably too busy boldly going to come back.

Fucking thank you

Luke Cage and Iron Fist both set up new directions and Daredevil felt like a tease for a brighter status quo. I don't remember anything about Jessica Jones' last season and I never watched the Punisher.

Frank Castle says it once on the rooftop with Daredevil in Season Two. There’s one use of it in Luke Cage Season One by one of Cottonmouth’s henchmen. Oddly enough, I don’t think there’s a single use in Jessica Jones and Alias is the first Marvel Universe comic to use it— it’s actually the first word in the first…

I'd buy a boxed set of these in a heartbeat. Give me commentary and deleted scenes and maybe some nerdy thing about where the various shows fit in the MCU timeline. Just give me a massive collection of the entire Netflix line in one box; I don't even care that I'd be paying for the Punisher.

Painter of a Thousand Perils!

She’s from Stony Brook goddamn Long Island; there’s no way that’s her real accent.

Of all of Bruce’s sons, you assume his one biological son is the lead?

Ooof

Funny, I thought the opposite when he was on Titans; there’s no way that guy’s in his early twenties. That could be because the casting on that show is weird, since his partner, Dove, is played by an actress I recently saw playing a mom.

David Lowery of Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven has a lot of tweets on the subject.

My soon-to-be ex-wife kicks the bathmat away when she gets out of the shower and lays down a towel because she doesn’t understand the point of bathmats.

If you're available, I would like to propose to you.

Because dairy and egg production create just as much animal suffering and cruelty as steak and wings.

Shit, I forgot to eat meat the last fifteen years.

Seeing that none of these come without animal products reminds me of a few vegan jokes:

The target in the novel is not credit card companies; they’re museums. The idea is that destroying them frees modern people from the burden of living up to their ancestors.

Durden and Project Mayhem’s goal in the novel is also different; they’re destroying museums so modern people aren’t beholden to previous generations and can be free to create without that hovering over them.

The rumor was that he did a heavy rewrite of the script and Singer kept two lines-- the toad one and Wolverine calling Cyclops a dick.

Russell Crowe is playing Zeus in the next Thor movie, which also has Christian Bale as Gor, the God Butcher; Marvel's already started poaching the DCEU talent.