Russell Crowe is playing Zeus in the next Thor movie, which also has Christian Bale as Gor, the God Butcher; Marvel's already started poaching the DCEU talent.

How the hell is Jaws not on this list?

Back to the Future is perfect in how fucking racist it is.

Wait, I came up with a worse/better idea.

I hate that my brain works this way, but here we go:

Agnostics “don’t know” if there’s a god— which is literally every person on the planet. Atheists believe there’s no god. You’re likely thinking of antitheists.

You mean this Paul Walker?

I know at least one season was because he was shooting that WWII zombie movie.

Fisk wears advanced armor in his suits. It’s literally a huge plot point in Daredevil’s first season.

Considering he still works with Jerry Seinfeld after the latter's, let's be diplomatic and call them "dating choices" in the nineties...

I hope that Jack is actually a weird alien plant person.

“I murdered the shit out of a bunch of people and also I forcibly sterilized so I would never betray my bosses whilst killing said people in case I had children but I’m a monster because I can’t have kids.”

It’s kind of cute/clever that the new Hawkeye and new Black Widow are becoming best friends.

My artist went off the last session I had with her when she overheard someone call it a gun.

Yeah, unfortunately that's the image that phrase conjures in most tattooed Americans.

Oh, 100%.

“Stick and poke” (in my experience, at least) usually refers to bad tattoos done in someone's basement with a kit cobbled together by an amateur. I've been getting tattooed for the last two decades and I can't recall a single time hearing a professional (or non-crust punk) speak positively about stick and pokes.

They almost made a show about pre-orphaned Dick Grayson, which definitely wouldn't be terribly interesting.

Speaking as someone who’s spent the last five years tending bar for brunchers, brunch is awful. Especially the post-church crowd.