Considering he still works with Jerry Seinfeld after the latter's, let's be diplomatic and call them "dating choices" in the nineties...

I hope that Jack is actually a weird alien plant person.

“I murdered the shit out of a bunch of people and also I forcibly sterilized so I would never betray my bosses whilst killing said people in case I had children but I’m a monster because I can’t have kids.”

It’s kind of cute/clever that the new Hawkeye and new Black Widow are becoming best friends.

My artist went off the last session I had with her when she overheard someone call it a gun.

Yeah, unfortunately that's the image that phrase conjures in most tattooed Americans.

Oh, 100%.

“Stick and poke” (in my experience, at least) usually refers to bad tattoos done in someone's basement with a kit cobbled together by an amateur. I've been getting tattooed for the last two decades and I can't recall a single time hearing a professional (or non-crust punk) speak positively about stick and pokes.

They almost made a show about pre-orphaned Dick Grayson, which definitely wouldn't be terribly interesting.

Speaking as someone who’s spent the last five years tending bar for brunchers, brunch is awful. Especially the post-church crowd.

See literally every cop while interviewing Henry Lee Lucas.

Far From Home is a few months after Endgame and (I think) still set in 2023? No Way Home is set immediately after that, maybe 2024. He’s probably biologically 17ish and a high school senior.

Making Peter a fan of Captain America instead of Iron Man solves so many problems. Cap’s got the connections to get Peter a little bit of an upgrade; professional suit, access to material to make more compact webshooters, etc, but you don’t turn the character into Iron Man Jr.

a song that’s destined to be yet another barn-burner for Kid Rock’s primary fan base

And Xotar is a classic Justice League of America villain:

I’ll stuff cash in an envelope and throw a stamp on it before I use crypto.

Wow, this is so clever and original; have you thought about writing for comedians?

Does TenNapel get a cut, because that’s a deciding factor in whether I pay attention to this.

If the federal government didn’t subsidize the meat and dairy industry, steak, milk and cheese would be at roughly the same price point.