I have a pet stain cleaner that handles all of these and more.

I have a pet stain cleaner that handles all of these and more.

Fuck Mike Bloomberg, but can we just let politicians dislike foods?

Speaking as someone who’s worked in restaurants for the past 22 years— Make sure you don’t actually need whatever extra stuff you order. It ties up your server, the kitchen is trying to rush out whatever the hell you just asked for because they know your appetizer has already hit the table. I cannot tell you how many…

Yeah, but not super black ops.

And yet, at the end of the movie, he’s being paid to speak on whatever the shit his expertise is supposedly on. In storytelling, that’s ending on an high note, especially after spending the entire fucking movie treating him like the protagonist.

Paramount decided TAS was Canon a few years ago.

My hot take? The Wolf of Wall Street is a shitty movie glorifying and redeeming a shitty person and if this asshole got scammed because of it; good.

He’s got a robot arm now.

This was the Ted Kord version. Apparently, Arrow wanted to use Ted Kord as well, DC said no, so he became the Atom instead.

I’d love it if Nightwing popped up early next season to chat with Kate about her picking up the mantle.

God, I hope so. It got old after the second season.

The dramatic secret Barry keeps from the team for the back half of the season will be the former existence of the multiverse.

Shortly after Justice League Unlimited, Aquaman and his related characters were forbidden because the WB was trying to Smallville the character. And Batman was the only member of the Batfamily allowed to appear because Kids WB was doing the Batman. Gail Simone’s episode, Double Date, featured Batgirl being sidelined…

I guess Shaq was too busy filming those weird car insurance commercials.

Streaky!

I do kind of love Old Crow.

My bar’s liquor list is half whiskey and I don’t care if you ask for well whiskey.

I say “Hello, Miser Fancy Pants” at least once a week.