This is the kind of argument that keeps people from recycling or eating less meat; It doesn’t matter because the corporations are doing so much of it. The hell with that. It may be a drop in the bucket, but if enough people make personal changes, it will have an impact.

So, if I don’t eat meat, drive an electric car and have solar panels on my house, you’ll stop? Good to know.

Companies will usually drug test employees after an accident. Should the test come up positive, they don’t have to pay out. I worked with people who had accidents requiring medical attention, as well as myself. Each time, a drug test was involved.

Whiskey. I work roughly forty, fifty hours in three days.

My parents didn’t give me the talk until my senior year of high school. I’d been having sex for three years. Instead of the puberty talk, my mom handed me a stack of books (written far, far below my reading level) one night after a Boy Scouts meeting. I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd be pretty open with them.

I worked at a sushi joint that also delivered and I had a woman answer in her underwear. Didn't act any different than anyone else would accepting a delivery, which was the weird part for me.

This is the fourth iteration of the Legion, if my math is right. There’s original recipe, post-Zero Hour, the Threeboot... Wait, didn’t Johns and Meltzer use the Legion a few years back? Was that a new version or just a tweaked original group?

Not-wealthy republicans see themselves as temporarily inconvenienced millionaires.

Jesus, Rockefeller, you don’t grow your own produce?

Geoff Johns? I didn’t know you read the AV Club.

This feels really goddamn racist.

Steve Mnuchin produced Batman V Superman, so he’s got a lot of practice not seeing impending disasters.

The funny thing is, she’s insanely sweet. She nuzzles me when I leave her food, doesn’t hiss at my cats. I’m half-convinced she’s an escaped housecat.

There’s a stray cat that started taking shelter on my back porch, so I leave it food and water because I’m not a horrible monster. A week or so back, my wife and I were making dinner and we left the backdoor open so our cats and Porch Cat could socialize with the screen door between them. Then we heard a bizarre…

The Haunted Mansion at Disney World?

Well, now I’m really glad he didn’t cast as Captain America.

My father's restaurant used to run something similar as a daily special: we'd ladle our house chili over macaroni and then dress it with cheese, onions, etc. It was crazy popular with our customers in Kansas City.

I stopped eating meat over a decade ago and any time I go out to eat or bring something to a family dinner, everyone turns up their nose because “it’s weird.” So I enjoy pointing out things they eat and enjoy that are vegan because, well, they’ve been kind of jerks.

Chabon is showrunning the new Picard series, maybe he can use that Hollywood cred to get it made.