I love love love Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I realize the irony that had I gone to high school with him, I would have hated Ferris with the white-hot power of a thousand suns.

How about some movement on an adaptation of 'Kavalier and Clay'?

Joe Johnston. He designed the character for God's sake.

Frank Stallone.

Oh, Jesus. I forgot about Congo. 'Amy good gorilla. Amy write movie adaptation of shitty Crichton airport book.'

What about the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour?

This is actually a still from the movie where he realizes he's late for his shift at Hot Topic.

Just build the damn thing already, Disney!! Put it in DisneyWorld. Full sized, accurate to the movies. Let me walk up that ramp, go down the corridor, sit in the cockpit, play holo-chess, climb up to the gunner's chair. Charge me $100 for a minute. I don't care. I'll pay it.
Plus it'll be on dry land and I won't have…

Get a few members of the casts of various ST shows to show up from time to time as themselves and I'd watch. The Next Generation cast has shown a willingness to spoof themselves on Family Guy.

Last name Fleegman. Guy Fleegman. And I didn't even have to look that up.

From George Lucas himself in the 'From Star Wars to Jedi' documentary: "Special effects are just a tool, a means of telling a story. People have a tendency to confuse them as an end to themselves. A Special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing."

A telecommunications device used extensively in offices in the mid-90's, when this incident occurred.

Bad timing coming a day after the pure joy we all experienced with the Star Wars trailer. No way it's going to look any good now. But even without comparing the two, it looks like crap on a cracker.

At work one day, we got a garbled fax, and somebody handed it to me and asked me what I could make of it. I nearly cried I was so happy. "This!? Well I can make a hat, or a broach, or a dinosaur!!!"

I DONE STOLE DIS CATFISH!!

Disney is also considering releasing Star Wars tickets severaaaaaand they're gone.

BANJO!!!!

Actually, $1500 for three nights at a Tuscan resort seems pretty reasonable.

Is there any indication that anybody's going to do any new material, or is it just going to be like the 25th anniversary special, which was a glorified clip show?

I'm torn. I want this whole phenomenon to just go away forever, but then these wonderful articles would stop.