"Casey's on a date with a girl named 'Pixley'?"
"Yep."
"Could the two of them be any more white?"

And you don't do the broken voice….when he gets very emotional…when he gets very emotional indeed…

Meh on Monsters U. My 7 year old didn't even like it that much. So that's a catastrophe (Cars 2), followed by two so-so movies (Brave and MU). Visually, Pixar's at the top of the game, but the story department needs a kick in the pants.
This is the first year a Pixar movie has come out that it's not the kid's movie…

Hee-hee!! Aren't you just adorable!! Hey, would you like to buy or rent a monkey?

"It took TWO people to write that song?!" — Isaac Jaffe

Casey's pause when the guy walks in front of the camera during the Y2K test kills me no matter how many times I watch it. I think what sells it is the crew laughing at it with him.

Is it just me, or does she look like the little skull on top of Mola Ram's headdress? Every time I watch Temple of Doom, I hear it saying, "I hate Republicans. Republicans are so stupid."

I didn't watch the first season because my sister would have all her girlfriends over to watch it every week. And they would sing along to the theme and clap along with the clapping in the song. I looked at that and said, "Well, this is obviously not the show for me."

I could take 20 2.5 minute trailers in a row if they would show some new ones once in a while. I swear to God, I saw the trailer for Oz The Great and Powerful at the front of EVERY movie I saw between October and March.

"Is he good?"
"No, I decided to hire a moron."

You're wrong.

And it seems to be the stuff you really want to see that gets cut. The Shatner ep. from '86 doesn't have the T.J. Hooker spoof, the 'lost' ending of It's A Wonderful Life where the town beats the crap out of Mr. Potter, or most importantly, the Star Trek convention where he tells them to get a life!

Podcast.

There was a synth-pop version of James Horner's Star Trek 2 and 3 theme on the otherwise great Search for Spock soundtrack. Just embarrassing. But still better than the remix of his Glory theme he did for Avatar.

I was watching Speed one day through the projectionist's window when it was playing at the theater I worked at. Walked across the hall to the office and saw news helicopter footage of a chase on the L.A. freeway on our TV. Couldn't figure out why Speed was on TV already. It had only been out a week.
It was O.J.
I am…

Motherfucker mess with me I'll split yo head!!

2010 is a solid peice of sci-fi filmmaking. Yes, it doesn't have the mystery and wonder of the original, but it's an impressive accomplishment, nonetheless. And when HAL tells Roy Sheider to look behind him, and Kier Dullea is standing there, it never fails to give me chills.

I say this every December. The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. 23 minutes of perfection. Flawless.

Rub Louis C.K. on a piece of paper! If it turns clear, that's your window to weight-gain!!

I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and do Moonlighting in this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.