The Natti-Mooch Show?

So, like, what is her definition of proper? “Hey, you! Yeah, you, bitch in the front of the class!”

Can’t take the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen. This man hates the stress and stigma of being a publicly paid assassin, he can change that at any time he chooses. He has a CHOICE.

we request the respect of our community. Give our officers the ability to safely raise their families alongside you.

Thanks, I was just about to point that out.

I wish Harry had attended and then made the sign of the devil in every photo like he did when he met Melanomia.

Note the state!

You know, at this point, why not go all in? Seriously. Just go for broke:

Seriously? This is the best you can come up with?

I like this idea but it will never work. In my experience, the police will not respond to white crime. List of things the LAPD would not respond to when called.

May Grayson be blessed with the luck of a thousand Johnny Manziel’s.

Do you think this guy listens to Ted Nugent?

As I was discussing (ok, arguing) with friends just last week, white liberals can’t/won’t be the ones to fix any of this. Not an old white guy, not an old white lady and not young, white college kids.

Who? Wait, she’s that really dumb blond one on Fox, right? Or is it that other one? The dumb chic that sits between the mostly bland and very creepy looking dudes. No, not those dudes, the other creepy dudes...

At least he’s named correctly “Roche” (original pronunciation Roach) origin from people in a village called “Munster” loosely translated in German as people who lived in a “crag”.

I didn’t know Amy Schumer moonlighted as an apartment manager!

Being very well versed in white corporate bullshit speak allow me to translate: He does B2B telemarketing!

Pope Francis would NOT approve of this!!!!

You beat me to it! Touche!!!!

I could have gone a whole lifetime without knowing what it feels like to chortle red wine through my nose.