greenwoodsnake
Greenwoodsnake
greenwoodsnake

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A: The albatross around Hillary Clinton’s neck....who keeps a large swath of the public suspicious about her integrity, intelligence and her honesty....the largest hurdle in her attempt to cross the POTUS finish line!

“don’t vote for Democrats.”

Please everyone just STOP with this “We need to take over all of congress and the Democrats can push back” BS. The Democrats have already been there, done that. The took a once in a lifetime super majority and the most popular Democrat elected in decades and pissed it away.

That outfit looked ten times hotter on Serena Williams (see Bazaar UK)

loudly and proudly play the National Anthem

Also I would love to see him address ANY male athlete as “baby” and see what kind of reaction he got.

I was pretty much done when he addressed her as”baby” - just fuck right off with that. When some entitled-pasty-ass-frat-boy addresses a professional woman (in ANY profession) with that, nothing they say should be taken seriously.

Which totally gives him a “get out of jail free” card and excuses him sexually assaulting Dylan Farrow.

Plastic surgery....my money is on the “ribbon lift” procedure. Healing time 3 weeks.

Oh come on now, stop with the conspiracy theory. SHE HAD HER FACE DONE! Average recovery from a face lift is 2-3 weeks (assuming no complications) a shiner can be healed (or slathered over in make-up) in about a week.

I never got people bashing her looks. Insecure or intimidated much you whiney haters?

They were right about one thing, Roseanne definitely created a “domino effect”.

Most plausible theory: She had some “fine tuning” to her face, went back to New York to recover and then hooked back up with her “dick on the side” security guy from Trump Tower.

I wanted to laugh but then I realized this is probably the truth.

AAAAAHHHHH! That is so evil!

Uh, pretty sure it wasn’t the hat the justified the charges. But I personally like it when scary bigots wear the uniform. Make them easier to spot and stay away from.

Ouch. Yet still, I want to star this so bad.

Please don’t do that. Don’t play the Fox game of “oh yeah, but what about...”

Heh, heh, heh, heh! That’s right, she’s BAAAAAACK Bitches!

That is what I call some serious “white privilege” right there! He just faked a terrorist attack and pulls out his cell phone (which we ALL know is synonymous with “gun”) calls the police “bro” and he didn’t get 20 bullets pumped into his stupid ass.