they never want to offend anyone.

Way ahead of you.....

Can someone please explain what “balance” under the current political situation even means? The GOP has gone so far off the rails bringing us back to the “middle” probably means “Middle Ages”.

If he had pulled over and complied....

Money talks. As long as you continue to subscribe, use and agree to terms of service, you TOTALLY support this behavior. Twitter is only pretending to care now because they are poison to any potential investors. They don’t give a shit really.

Awww! He looks all sad. Like someone who just had all his balls deflated....

purposeful and consensual; unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004,

Still not the original nose. The first pic is after Round One. The second pic is after Round Two.

AAAAAHHHHHH! I shudder every single time.

That pic is after her cosmetic surgery. I generally cringe at stars letting their kids (as in minors) go under the knife. But I can’t lie, she DOES look prettier.

This is what white male privilege looks like.

I don’t do Facebook or Instagram so help me out here ladies! This girl needs to be showered with positive affirmations because DAMN! That girl ROCKS the shaved head look! I mean, seriously! F* the wig Lauren sweetie, that look is YOU!!

Hmmm! So you decide to climb “Killer Mountain” in the middle of winter and one of you dies.

acoustic version of “Bodak Yellow”

Two things come to mind. First: NO CHILD should ever be handcuffed. That is not the way to calm a situation.

Um, ,what? Then why is there a special section for them in the store?

Preferably one that is not pushing 80 or beyond.

How long do you actually think your lifetime is?

To be fair to Badu though, most of the time she talks when she’s way too high and when your high, EVERYTHING sounds enlightened.

Here we go again! Crucify every woman who ever knew a man who ever did anything smarmy.