Use the bathroom, which is my favorite part of the day because I get to wipe my black-ass ass with white-ass toilet paper.

You know who else are “three dimensional, REAL humans”..??

This hysterical witch hunt is SO productive. And meanwhile....pussy grabbers unite!!!

Or more likely, they would lock him up at Guantanamo because he fit the Middle East ‘profile’.

Yeah, sorry. Gonna call BS on this God response. If there were a God and he truly heard what was spewing out of Ben Carson he would have responded much more appropriately and succinctly.

Most white collar men under 50 can cook, make basic repairs and do yard work.

The suggestion that he buy the team and change the name to Black Panthers is absolute GOLD!

You armchair vigilantes need to take a massive, collective CHILL PILL!

An original story maybe????? Kind of not feeling another dude film remade with female leads and then calling it “progressive”

The mansplaining is strong on this thread!

Oh gawd, no! Is it REALLY that hard to write original films for women? Bored as shit with these reworks of dude films with all female leads. Then pretending it’s all progressive. Ugh! Just....NO!

90% of me wants Zimmerman to die in a fiery car crash but then there is about 10% of me that wants him to keep trash talking Jay Z!!

Personally, I am saving some of my “petty” for when she releases her book and it immediately ends up in one of those discount/trash container bins at Walmart.

The fix is free. The two day rental car expense and/or time lost from work. Eh, that costs money. Dealers will do it for free but they aren’t happy about it. At least that is the response I got from my local dealer. Since I didn’t buy the car from them they are none too pleased they have to fix it.

This review was neither short or well written. This reads like someone who drank the largest soda they had at the theatre (with a side of chocolate covered coffee beans)

Against spiritual wikiedness in high places.

Yup. We have an internet winner for today.

Dance Instructor: I’m sure her shuck classes would sell out, and she’s already known for her jive stylings. Not to mention her experience in both the stepping and fetching genres.

America owes you all big time for this one.

Forgot their favorite COLD CUCUMBER SANDWICHES ON WONDER BREAD