yes i believe the earth is warm-shaped and dark-shaped.

but aren't we all bass players? you are all bass players, right? i was told this is a bass player convention…

here's a question, what's the tipping point where a "conspiracy" becomes so widespread that it's no longer a conspiracy? if every jackass driving a cruise ship and anyone involved in any branch of rocketry, military, travel, telecommunications, astronomy, weather, and so on are all necessarily in on it, and even the…

what don't you get about "IT'S A CONSPIRACY"??? how are you going to get there? the pilots and boat captains are all in on it.

haha pedantic math majors versus philosophy dropouts versus code monkeys in here.

i guess i just feel like stupid people will always exist. on a planet of whatever billion we're currently up to, there will always be someone who believes something indescribably stupid, if you go looking for them hard enough. yeah i know there were a couple celebrities recently who outed themselves.

if you want to get technical, no geometric shape can actually physically exist. they're abstract concepts.

well lemme put it this way. the Ramones think ACDC's songs all sound the same.

Ahaha fucking Guns N' Roses and AC/DC? I pity you more than ever. Jesus. Is that why you're lashing out at people and movies who feel emotions? Because you were subjected to that garbage music and those garbage people for months on end, unwilling and unable to make a connection with anyone, for the very good…

i feel bad for you. i also toured with a band. we played punk rock. we spent several years on the road in Canada, Europe, and all over the United States. we played our hearts out out in dive bars, small clubs, and hostels all over the world and had amazing adventures. and yes, we often talked about how we were…

hey just because you are an ignorant moron doesn't mean everyone else is. i for one was well aware he was a piece of shit for quite a long time prior to his running for office.

haha you stupid ignorant dipshit.

upvoted for "i need help reacting to something."

yeah that really was a lame bit. and i agree that aside from that scene, the humor hit rate was very high.

"You know what EVERYBODY has? A family. And it is weird." actually seems like a pretty great reason to write about something. if a thing is that central to the human condition, it'd be weird to not have it be a part of your story. i mean, there are topics that are going to recur in a huge percentage of movies, just…

severe alcoholism?

golly if only he'd done something to prevent a total piece of shit from outing himself as a total piece of shit.

well, it manages to be entertaining, even though there are a lot of inside jokes regarding current comics continuity that my daughter and i simply have no idea about. and there are computer science jokes, and then there are just a lot of jokes at the expense of obscure silver age comics villains. oh and in volume…

Uhhhhh no?

i'm just saying asking customers how they want their steak done is a tradition that needs to die, since it has right and wrong answers. you don't ask your customers how they want their fish done. the customer isn't actively prompted to tell the chef how to prepare the vast majority of the items on the menu. stop…