eh, it's simply a game you have to spend a lot of hours exploring. either you're up for that or not. you have to organically get to know all the areas and how they relate to each other, since it's not a left-right sidescroller.

man, some games had just straight up incredible manuals back in the day.

i remember opening Final Fantasy for the NES and just being blown away. that huge poster of all the enemies and their stats and abilities was incredible. the opposite side of that poster is a huge map of the world, and around the frame of the map, each town and dungeon has a rectangle with blank lines where you…

Black people.

well the "ghosts" did turn out to have a more or less scientific explanation. sort of.

oh my god this is so good. Billy Mitchell, Mr. B Natural? fuck.

i was wondering if it was originally a Ken Bone costume that got changed at the last minute when Ken Bone turned out to suck.

no, but there's this one of a guy in a Cream of Wheat costume …http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/C…

i agree with both of you. take that, star wars fans!

ok, so dig up the crest, right?

Nope, the immortality was location-based. I'm told it was more explicit in the novelization (lol). However, to me this raises questions similar to the Gremlins "after midnight" problem — what constitutes being "inside the temple"? It obviously isn't tied to any absolute fixed point in space since the earth, solar…

wow you're dumb.

Because you're a moron.

You are a fucking idiot. Racist conservative garbage flies now less than ever in the punk rock scene. Thankfully, we are finally getting lots of women and people of color on stage in bands, and jackasses like you get run the fuck out. You are not welcome in our scene.

That's not right.

I played in a hardcore punk band, sort of a drunk Minor Threat, and Al's version of Happy Birthday was a staple of our set. It worked amazingly well as a fast and furious punk song!

Nah, that's most if not all his albums!

Eh, I think the VH1 Behind the Music special on Weird Al was the first to label this album a "bomb" in an attempt to add an arc and a sense of drama to a career that (up to that point at least) had been pretty steady and drama-free.

I love this song and I am a shitbag for criticizing the guy who made that amateur video since he is clearly doing more awesome stuff with his life than I am, but man it is a major pet peeve of mine when a music video literally re-enacts the lyrics of a song line by line. "Got a coffee mug with my name right on it"…

Oh and Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars