Go fuck yourself and never come back.

OR BERKELEY BREATHED?!

baby geese. goslings. they were juggled.

it doesn't really sound like he's kicking himself for turning it down. it sounds like he wants them to contact him again now that they've got a bigger budget (and a more prestigious rep). if i were them i'd tell him to fuck off.

i'm proud to say i have been on the receiving end of a MacKaye lecture or two. i honestly really respect that shtick. it takes effort to be that thoughtful, even if it's inconvenient or more than people bargained for in a given moment.

no, don't start with red medicine or steady diet.

yeah it's pretty damn obvious, with the unending money supply, mother's comments, the late night boat trips and the creepy henchmen.

i agree - Kevin reacts to every situation with a grand gestures that often look like he thinks he's starring in his own movie. a couple episodes ago, he did that movie cliche thing where the receptionist is like "you don't have an appointment, go away" and he sits and waits and grabs the guy as he's walking by.

And the sex pistols were a boy band recruited by a shyster who was just trying to promote his clothing store.

haha i love that mole man actually says "m'lady". i hope his underground lair is shaped like a fedora.

haha. all the extraneous electronics coming out of it in that scene always bothered me, though. like, the movie just made a 300 foot steel and copper statue come to life and walk around by being hosed down with magical slime, but then we need to be shown a bunch of extra wires and circuit boards attached to a NES…

atari 2600: shitty 8-way digital joystick. hard to hold. rubber covering often came off. hard to knock it too much, though, it was one of the first, and it could have been worse.

man, that controller truly sucked.

earmarking 4 buttons for camera movement control was a deeply moronic decision. otherwise i really like that controller.

everyone had one of those! turbo button!

yeah, also no flight sticks or steering wheels.

i wonder if there was ever a kid who didn't just slap it with their hands, or stand on the edge of the circles and use their heels to run like 5-second 100 yard dashes or kick ass in that weird obstacle course game …

If that's the funny stuff in the trailer, then this thing must be one of the most dire comedies of all time.

We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead…
Alright, we'll do it!

haha bragging about blocking a person is the most pathetic internet thing a person can do.