The '70"s were a strange time and cocaine is a hell of a drug. 

Fort Lauderdale to Miami is about 30 miles.

This might be a stretch, but stick with me here.

I stopped popping Altoids after the price of a tin went from ~$1.89 to nearly three bucks (and some stores closer to $4.00) seemingly overnight.

The beautiful behemoth notably features six staterooms,

To be frank, it’s the wurst.

I’m surprised no one has mentioned a limousine yet.

The Chevy dealership near me wouldn’t budge a buck on MSRP of the SS in their showroom.

The original Infiniti Q45

Years ago, I attended a car show with the local Mustang club in attendance.

My co-worker used to give me shit about my Oldsmobile Intrigue.

Mid ‘60s Opel Kadett wagon passed down from my great aunt to one cousin and then another and finally my sister.

My dad was friends with the owner of the local school bus company. When they were short a driver they would call my dad and ask him to cover.

Of course! 

The Uber that took me home from the airport after spending eight days with my MIL and SIL while our house was being renovated.

I’ll bet you forgot that Pontiac made a GTO in 1974. I did until I saw this one last year.

I forgot the Porsche 968 existed until I saw one on FB Marketplace a few weeks ago.

Three words:

A woman standing across the street from a Pontiac/GMC dealer with several large cardboard signs screaming “LEMON” and she herself was dressed in yellow and had several plastic lemons affixed to her clothes.

And each of them came with a kilo of coke and a spoon.