American Motors/Rambler did the same thing.

Where did you find that picture of my Uncle Jacob?

Trees only look big and fluffy. Anyone who has had to take a chainsaw to a fallen maple tree knows the reality.

A woman approached and flung the old guy heavily to the floor, taking his seat.

Pontiac G8

Yeah, that’s what Bin Laden thought after 9/11.

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And here is a photo of 15 year old Earthbound Misfit:

Can we please stop calling cars like these “Holy Grails?”

Years ago, stuck in bumper to bumper traffic with my then GF, Miata ahead of us had a bumper sticker that read:

Hoarding disorder is a persistent difficulty discarding or parting with possessions because of a perceived need to save them. A person with hoarding disorder experiences distress at the thought of getting rid of the items. Excessive accumulation of items, regardless of actual value, occurs.

I would have gone with Met’s cap instead, but yeah, this.

Mercury Cougar XR7 - make even an overweight Mustang sounds like it’s fast:

ND.  I’ve was shopping for one of these last year (don’t judge...) before Covid blew a big hole in my budget, and I was looking in the $5-$6K range.

I see Jalopnik has hired a former Trump press secretary to do their fact checking.

Side note: Strictly my opinion here, but Pontiac had some of the best print ad art in the business as well, back in the 1960s.  

1969 Pontiac Grand Prix: The longest hood in the business:

I am in complete agreement with the last gen Thunderbird being on the list.

I saw the Carbon Motors police car prototype in ATL back when they were really trying to sell it to the local PD’s.

I’m in the middle of a really boring conference call and was trying to photoshop a Jawa Sandcrawler and a second sun into the picture to make it look like he’s on Tattooine.