Capitalism really does a number on some people.

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

To its credit, it had the best stunt driving of the franchise.

“But” victims who already felt pressure to stay silent now have the courts telling them to stay silent.

Leggings ban?

Maybe I’m getting jaded, but as far as neogawker in general goes this headline’s actually pretty straightforward.

Liberals keep dreaming of this magic bullet, this shocking revelation that will spur protective governmental action that’s going to somehow make it all better. They still think Trump is an aberration instead of the natural result of our system and the way both parties have developed over the last several decades, and…

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

Maybe read the comment and take a quiet moment to digest things like “the gif showed up on the front page” before responding?

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

1. Less wealthy voters voted for Clinton over Trump.

My dude, Obama was a once-a-century charismatic talent and he still oversaw the loss of 900+ state legislature seats to the GOP in his tenure

Have you considered the fact that Bernie would have won?

here’s the thing though. he would have won.

Bernie was the only candidate with Bernie’s message, so yeah, he would have won.

Not only is Trump a gigantic bigot and a clown, HRC lost while outspending him almost 3:1. That alone should tell you how moronic it would be to go with Perez. Dems will crash and burn if they are not united around Bernie’s platform, because

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.