Yes, Bourdain was of course famous for his distaste at swearing.

You know, I have a feeling that you might be a gigantic asshole.

Vegetables have begun appearing on his plate, though it’s not clear how much of them he is eating.

This kind of sticks in my craw, to be honest. We liberals are supposed to be the kind, accepting folks, but so much of the bashing of this administration has to do with looks. Sessions is an elf, Trump is fat, Bannon looks terrible.

Just a friendly reminder that bodyshaming, lookism, ageism and other similar activities are wrong in any context.

“...well-done steak, which Trump famously slathers with ketchup as his favorite meal.”

I didn’t even notice Meghan’s loose bit of hair until after I had read some nitpicks about it, which was after I watched many video clips and viewed several photos of the wedding. It didn’t bother me, because what I noticed more about what Meghan wore was that non-stop, radiant smile of hers, on that day, and that…

Well a jiggly puff is a Pokémon, as to how I know that? 😒😯😳🏃‍♀️

Jigglypuff is a Pokemon. I don’t know what the fuck looking like one is supposed to mean since it’s a fictional being that doesn’t vaguely look human.

Jiggly puff is a Pokèmon and this is what it looks like

I’m pretty sure jiggly puff is a Pokémon ? Kind of sure? Not that sure at all? I’m also old and Pokémon was never my thing, but I think it’s a fat Pokémon.

Only this part of the story had you in a haze going “What in the hell?”

My kid loves this YouTube channel EvanTube - I had to shut that shit down. It’s basically parents who buy their kids various toys (I’m assuming via all of the money they make (1.3 million a year according to google) that they unwrap and I’m sure promptly discard. Other times they’ll buy a fuckton of ice cream and then…

Lil Tay has been carrying the same stack of cash around for weeks now, it must be filthy with her making it rain and then having to pick it up and put it in a stack again.

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and…

You know what would be great? If parents couldn’t make money off of pimping out their children. The whole crazy “stage mom/dad” thing would shut down overnight.

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

Sincerely, they would have to just put my youngest child down at that point.

Thank you; I’m mostly healed although still getting some weird headaches, and the scars are fading - there is a numb area on the palm of my hand, but it seems to be slowly improving. The worst part of it was that I was wearing pajama pants, and the pizza soaked through them as I was lying there, knocked senseless,…

GotDAMN you managed to make a trip into QUITE a fall lol. Sorry to hear that! And it sucks when you don’t even have a cool story for all of the injuries (just say you were running into a burning building to rescue a puppy you saw through the window and you tripped when a burning ceiling beam came crashing down around…