To be real, if the hamster is small enough to be flushed down the toilet, it is probably small enough to just be hidden in her carry-on bag.

Never have I seen so appropriate a use of an Oatmeal comic for a situation that wasn’t about grammar.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

She’s a gender equality t***

The French in general seem to have a shitty attitude towards sexual harassment and abuse just in general.

Anyone else noticing the trend that the women who are coming out to cry about how wrong #MeToo and other campaigns are all tend to be of a certain older age and higher social class?

turned the ~SEXY~ knob up to 11 and then broke it off

“James Franco got too much time for my taste” is a fantastic way to describe that man in general, let alone his career.

It’s hard to tell on the internet, but you know that was a different guy with the same last name, right?

I feel as though he smells like moth balls and formaldehyde.

I didn’t know either, I looked it up - it’s not gross so much as boring-seeming?

For me it’s the shoulder twitch-head turn tic. Like maybe his chest will split open and he’ll shed his exoskeleton. It makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Using alllllll my willpower to not google “soaking sex.” 😬😬😬😬

Roy Moore didn’t want to go anyways; there’s a local high school game that same night.

Wow. Can’t believe I’ll get to see the world’s first Presidential Butthurt Awards.

It’s a coincidence. If you watch her channel you’ll see that people with lipomas/cysts come in a wide range of body types.

If I remember correctly, she gives a very large discount for service to patients who agree to let her have their procedures filmed for use. It would stand to reason that the patients with crappy insurance, or no insurance, who are short on money, would be the ones most likely to agree to those terms — and would have…

Straw-colored is a technical term used with body fluids. It means the fluid is clear-ish and not showing signs of blood or pus.

I don’t know if “pusses” is a word or not, but I’m sure as heck not going to google it.

I love her videos so much that I watched all of these while eating lunch at my desk and didn’t realize that was weird until a colleague walked in and screeched about it.