Old? I just asked my husband, “What kind of insult is ‘broke ass jiggly puff lookin ass n-word’?” His reply: “Um. Huh?? Jiggly Puff?? Google it.” My reply: “I can’t google that, I’m using my work computer!”

I have to wonder if MCU and DC don’t have some kind of restrictive covenant clause in their contracts that prevents directors (and actors) from signing with the other once they’ve worked with one of them. Obviously, I could be wrong, but I can’t think of anyone who has worked for both.

I was a nervous flyer - not terrified, but every bump made me wonder and look around. Then, like you, I took a job that requires constant travel - I usually hit Diamond status with Delta (140 segments) in September. I think that’s the key - just constant repetition. Now, by the time the plane is halfway through the…

Exactly. And since Carrie makes her living partially by using her face (let’s face it, her voice is off the chain, but it certainly didn’t hurt her career when starting out that she’s gorgeous), she would have had the lac closed by the best plastics doc around. If they performed the ORIF (open reduction/internal…

I was super pissed about that wasted pizza, because by the time I was cleared to eat anything (or get pain meds for the screaming headache and the lacerations which also hurt like hell) at the ER (after the head CT - in case they needed to do any procedures), it had been 5 hours since I was supposed to eat that pizza.…

Thank you; I’m mostly healed although still getting some weird headaches, and the scars are fading - there is a numb area on the palm of my hand, but it seems to be slowly improving. The worst part of it was that I was wearing pajama pants, and the pizza soaked through them as I was lying there, knocked senseless,…

I’m a nurse. Deep lacerations are often closed in layers, with an internal layer of dissolving sutures. You could put in 15 internal sutures then 25 external sutures. Plus, facial stitches, especially in someone whose face is their business, incredibly small and precise. 40 stitches could have been used to close a 2…

Hot damn. Thank you!

Yes, please. Are you from Michigan, by chance?

OK, I’m white and can’t really claim collard greens although my husband’s mom (also white, Southern) makes them. We feed them to our birds, though, along with mustard greens, dandelion greens, and kale (which I think is probably super white but I don’t personally eat because I think it tastes like crap). So I need to…

I’m convinced they keep some of that stuff under the cat. At mine, anyway; the cat never moves. (He’s alive - I pet him, he purrs and moves his head.)

Is it speculation or spoilers? (I love speculation, but I avoid spoilers like the plague.) Thanks in advance!

If you haven’t watched the special on the making of Battle of the Bastards, it’s worth the time. They used real horses, for example, but they obviously can’t ram two horses running full-speed into each other. So they film the running, then they film one horse and rider alone, rearing and “falling” (basically lying…

My daughter is 24 and a very small, very attractive, female human who lives in NYC and has subsequently developed a take-no-shit view of the world. She is a real-life Arya. I can totally imagine her threatening to kill someone on the subway for manspreading. The last time I was with her on the N train, she stood and…

I’m no television critic, but I personally rank Battle of the Bastards and The Winds of Winter (6:9 and 6:10) as the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen, hands down. I watched BoB on my iPad with headphones while my husaband (who had already seen it) was watching another show on the TV and he waved to get my…

You basically bend the paperclip into a u-shape and then use it like this  video. Or, if you get really desperate, use it like a freaking twist tie, LOL.

I don’t think I step on the front, and I don’t run (just walk briskly because I have rheumatoid arthritis which by the way can go fuck itself this week) but dear god I am the most uncoordinated human on the face of the planet. I am 100% going to fall off the end of the treadmill one day, guaranteed. I thought last…

I side-eye the couple who spend more time taking pictures of each other working out than they do ACTUALLY working out. I have a friend like that who posts all 48 of the pics to FB and Twitter AND Insta. I had to unfollow her on everything because Jesus Christ how many fucking pictures do I need to see of you and and…

Cosigned; the instant I get warm, my hair goes up, but it’s up before I even step on the treadmill or pick up the dog’s leash to walk out the door. In a pinch, I can put my hair up with almost anything - a paperclip I’ve ninja-modified, a pen/pencil, a chip clip....I’m not proud. Pony tails and messy buns are…

Our Chihuahua broke a bone in his foot (outside, playing in the snow, probably with some help from the bigger dogs - a Golden and a miniature poodle, although we were watching them play, saw nothing unusual, and both of the bigger boys are more gentle with him than he EVER is with them). It cost us $70 per pound of…