greeneyedmomster
Green Eyed Realist
greeneyedmomster

I don’t know if it helps, but he’s a colossal douche. My daughter was in several classes with him at NYU, and if you think he sounds borderline pretentious in those Insta posts (full disclosure: I do, but I might be biased), he’s a thousand times more pretentious in class. Basically, he wants everyone to know and

Jesus Christ on a stick. These people are really fascinated by other people’s genitalia, aren’t they?

Jesus Christ on a stick. These people are really fascinated by other people’s genitalia, aren’t they?

It is a completely sexist racist reason. If my dad - Army vet, 75 years old, who has literally NEVER voted for a Democrat ever in history - can recognize that the light at the end of the tunnel is indeed the Trump Train and cast his vote for Hillary Clinton, then any man with a brain should have been able to USE IT

Joe Biden will be 78 years old in November 2020. He’s a good man and would have made a good President, but electing a person who is almost 80 just isn’t reasonable. (See also: Bernie Sanders, who would be 79. Even Elizabeth Warren will be 71.)

why is Lin-Manuel Miranda’s opinion important? I know he’s of Puerto Rican descent, but he’s not there.

all of the older parents I work with are convinced their college kids will be kidnapped on a night out.

I think just a virus that happened to come at the same time as my normal cycle would be ramping up the hormones.......? Who knows, but blech. Also I was out of town for work and the two days of puking happened in a hotel room. It was all highly unpleasant.

Congrats on the good results, and I hope things continue to go very smoothly for you!!

Traveling light tips: limit shoes. Shoes are probably the biggest space-hog in luggage. Don’t bring shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste but use stuff from the hotel or buy stuff there. Wear pants more than once. Wear your jacket onto the plane (or carry it; it won’t count as an item). Plan to do laundry mid-trip (or more

Oh, jeez, I know that has to make you feel good - both parts. Congratulations!!

I’m on call this weekend and haven’t been called. This is huge for me because I’m in IT and the products I support are strictly M-F 8 AM-8 PM products, used in physician offices. Weekend call includes the hospital, lab, and emergency department software, which I don’t know and don’t support. And I totally wouldn’t

How the hell can you get banned on LH? I feel like you’d have to work at that one!

That makes total sense. I do what I can, as much as I can. I still work, 50-60 hours a week in an IT job that is 80% or more travel. So it’s mostly hotel treadmills and elliptical trainers for me, although I do need to look into some light weights for toning because women have a certain amount of excess adipose tissue

Last week I fell down the step, “couldn’t” catch my fall because I was holding things in two hands, gave myself a severely bruised sacrum and coccyx, a huge bruise over my right shoulder blade, and an ACTUAL CONCUSSION, and ended up sitting ON my pizza and IN the water that splashed out of the cup I was carrying. And

It was helpful, and it was not condescending at all, but I’m not gonna lie: I wanted to take a nap then go have more rotator cuff surgery halfway through it. It’s not you, it’s me. Promise. :) (Basically, I’m never going to be able to do a pullup due to aforementioned rotator cuff problem plus rheumatoid arthritis.

she lacks fucking common sense and decency.

Well, at least Mexico would pay for the wall, then.

Trump’s outfit is fine.

Shit. When I get fired for laughing out loud when I’m supposed to be doing some ACTUAL WORK (but there are no open tickets so what the fuck else am I supposed to do??), I’m blaming YOU.