True - I guess I was thinking that since Dany was pursuing the throne and Cersei was on the throne, MALE primogeniture was out the window, but then I was just ignoring primogeniture completely.

.....you are his aunt and technically he has a better claim to the throne than you.”

I get ready Completely nekkid, with a fan blowing on me from about eight inches away. And luckily, I have curly hair that looks psychotic if I use a blow dryer, so I just let it air dry. I’m usually still sweaty, thoug, even with A/C.

Like smuggling wiggling puppies into a small car.

I’m convinced he didn’t get beat up ENOUGH.

Yep. It’s official. I am old as fuck.

I don’t know, my cats kind of are assholes. They stick their faces (or their feet) into my water glass, they knock things off counters, they are always where they aren’t supposed to be, and they never want attention when I want to give it to them. But they crawl up in my lap and purr and rub their face on me and meow…

Top to bottom: Oswald (black/white, who passed away from kidney disease in December), Emmett (tiny Abyssinian mix), and Bob (huge tabby)

What I see happening from that scenario is the next president and Congress undoing everything this one did (like Trump and this congress are systematically undoing everything Obama did), repeated every 4-8 years forever. And eventually no country in the world will treat with us because we don’t fucking hold up our end…

The GOP is trying to pass this piece of shit legislation as a reconciliation bill - one that affects the budget - because it can pass by a simple majority rather than needing a 60-vote supermajority to overcome a possible filibuster and move on. BUT, the Byrd rules basically say, “Fine, but a reconciliation bill - and…

Our major retirement accounts are indexed, too, but a bit more conservative (the Husband is 50 and disabled; I’m 47 and working (my ass off) in a well-paying healthcare IT position that’s not exactly recession-proof, but it’s somewhat recession-resistant due to a variety of issues - so we can’t be too aggressive at…

Thank you! Rudy was a great dog, and Jamie certainly can’t replace him. Rudy was really laid back (like sometimes scarily laid-back, and very submissive to our smaller dog) and Jamie is already showing he’s more active and not so likely to lie still while the little poodle humps him, literally and figuratively. LOL…

All of what you said, plus a big “fuck this guy” from me. I’m not a communist and I’m not opposed to people having money, but I don’t give a shit HOW much money you have, you follow the fucking rules, or you pay a penalty that means something - and a fine of $17,000 plus 200 hours of community service (that I bet a…

Awesome! And on a very tangentially-related note, I’m going to take a moment to share a picture of my new dogger. I lost my Golden to cancer a year ago and finally took the leap again (we got a puppy because we have cats and large parrots, and a large dog poses a risk to both of those. Our smaller dogs (and cats) are…

And if you get caught sleeping with the wrong person(s), you claim to have a sex addiction.

I once drove around with two lawn chairs set up in the back of my van for THREE WEEKS because I couldn’t figure out how to fold the fucking things back up, and I was all out of fucks to give that they were hanging out back there. I wonder if this tent thing would fit in the back of my van, without collapsing it?

Oh, honey, please stop reading it. Your head will literally explode before it makes sense. The man is incapable of putting together a coherent thought that moves in a straight line from A to B.

You know, that $12 health insurance where your benefits include two aspirin and three bandaids a year? (Note: they’re the tiny bandaids. The ones that nobody uses. And there is no antibiotic ointment included.)

I enjoy shooting; I’m an Army brat and we’ve always had long guns and handguns in the house. We’ve always kept the handguns locked, and we’ve always kept all ammunition locked, even now that our girls are out of the house. I shoot skeet, and also shoot 4-5 times a month with my handgun. It was an activity I always did…

No. Wait. What? Are you fucking serious?