It COULD be a thing. The problem is that I fly everywhere and an ACTUAL hotel dog would not work because I often check out of the hotel in the morning, work all day, then go to the airport and fly home. But a girl can dream.

In my house, they would hear, “The fact that you don’t LIKE it doesn’t make it FAKE NEWS, you fuckwit!!!”

I have conversations with my dogs. AND my cats. In fact, I talk to one of my cats almost entirely in Spanish - but only that cat. “Hola, Roberto, como esta, mi gato?” Why? Who the fuck knows. I am apparently crazy. I am not a native Spanish speaker, and Bob came from the same shelter as Oswald, and I never spoke to…

I have conversations with my dogs. AND my cats. In fact, I talk to one of my cats almost entirely in Spanish - but only that cat. “Hola, Roberto, como esta, mi gato?” Why? Who the fuck knows. I am apparently crazy. I am not a native Spanish speaker, and Bob came from the same shelter as Oswald, and I never spoke to…

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE?

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in…

Who is responsible for inviting this particular fucking idiot to give a commencement speech at an HBCU???

I love the fact that he’s publicly stepping out with his boyfriend more lately. I mean, it also breaks my heart, but he’s always been a bit of an enigma so it’s nice to see him happy in his personal life (but not in a fame-whore kind of way). I also read the book he wrote with his mother; it was fascinating.

Yeah, that would be worth it. I’d pay more, tbh. I’d pay a shit ton of money for a charity-type thing if the “prize” was to spend a day just talking to him. I think he’s adorable.

YES to everything on this list. We’ve also done the naked-kid-blanket-burrito thing in a pinch - our younger daughter came down with apparent gastroenteritis on the drive home from a funeral five hours away (10 hours of driving, 174 episodes of emesis and/or diarrhea, AND a funeral in a single day - really, nobody…

It wasn’t my kid, but an adopted kitten that made the worst car mess I’ve ever had - cat diarrhea on the carpet. It was literally impervious to all attempts to remove the odor. And it was summer, too....gag. I waited for winter, sprayed the SHIT out of it with Febreze, and sold it. The moral of this story is: for the…

Truth time: AC > NPH for me. I have the most immense crush on him. Those nerdy glasses and that stupid giggle and he’s so fucking smart. Smart guys DO it for me. (Yeah, yeah, he’s gay and I’m a girl. Whatever. lol)

Thanks! I like you too. :)

They’ll probably hand out electoral maps before the hearings.

My husband is more conservative than I am (most people are) and even HE has a crush on NPH. LOL

I’m going to disagree, respectfully. I think there is that hard-core 20% of RWNJ that wouldn’t care if the CNN anchors, AC specifically, licked Trumps shoes, agreed with the WH surrogates’ batshit crazy statements, and basically groveled for acceptance - if it’s not on Breitbart or Fox, it won’t matter. The other 25%…

That’s the whole point of raising them to be strong, independent citizens. So they can get their own fucking breakfast. :)

“I was on your show often this fall discussing winning Michigan and how we were going to do it”

CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN

Oh God, I look like I’ve had a stroke after running (well, now I walk because I have rheumatoid arthritis and my knees and ankles went on permanent strike and basically said, “Fuck you, we don’t run anymore.”) Even when I don’t exercise, if it’s 85, I get the boob sweat and my face is red and I fantasize about the…