White ones, specifically, apparently.

We had the same one at my company. It’s produced by the City of Houston with a grant from Homeland Security.

Opinions, yes, but as the managing partner (or whatever title he holds) of the Trump Org, I would think that his opinions would directly influence the impact of government decisions on that organization. But WTFDIK.

My daughter, a Kindergarten teacher, has basically decided “fuck that noise” when it comes to the instructions they gave her. She still covers the windows and locks the doors and puts the kids in the corners of the “cubbies” for drills, but told me that if there is actually an active shooter in the building, she’s…

Isn’t Donny Jr. supposed to stay the fuck out of politics since he’s running Daddy’s company? WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE??!!

THANK you. I came here just to say this.

Exactly what I was thinking. Or the ACLU. Or NOW. Along those lines. AFAIK, though, there haven’t been any suggestions made yet.

If I thought a spork could penetrate that nasty-ass orange hide of his, I’d be first in line. After I found a spork, that is. (Side note: can you BUY them somewhere? I might have to go to Taco Bell.)

The thing is, he can’t refuse the salary. And he also hasn’t donated either the first or second months’ paychecks, according to Spicer, who told the press corps that Trump wanted THEM to select the charity to whom it would be donated. I’d bet every cent I have - admittedly not much - plus both of my children, my…

Let’s do kill, backhand, kick. Or at least throat-punch, backhand, kick. Because I don’t think a plain old punch is enough for Trump.

He’s a complete dork, with a snuggle tooth even (I put a picture above somewhere). I love him.

Oh. My. God. Thank god you called that other vet! We switched Bob (and our third cat) to wet food after his brother died of kidney disease and he’s actually lost a couple of pounds. He’s still a BIG boy (15 pounds) but the vet says he’s just BIG. He has tummy flab from losing weight that’s funny as hell, but he’s very…

Shit, Jason, you’re right. My bad.

Counterpoint:

I can’t decide whose face is more punchable: Trump, Ryan, or Cruz. Thoughts?

Bob’s roundness isn’t even the best part about him. He had to have one of his big canines pulled a couple of years ago, and now his lip gets stuck on his gum a lot, so he mostly looks like this, all snaggle-toothed:

I see that That’s Not Too Much Cheese has already beat me to this, but we switched our fat round tabby, Bob, over to wet food and he slimmed down by a couple of pounds over a year or so. He still has a flabby tummy, which is hysterical, but he finally loves the Merrick cat food. ONLY the morsels, mind you, the Pate…

Our cats give the birds a wide berth - the macaw (the big red bird) is basically the same size (as far as they can tell - obviously it’s all feathers and wings) and basically has a can opener attached to his face. He can crack a walnut or Brazil nut with one bite, if that tells you anything about the power in that…

Oswald was the world’s best cat. I’m not ashamed to tell you he was my favorite and I still cry when I think about him. He was only 10 and I’m fairly pissed at the universe that I feed my cats the BEST food and take them to the vet on schedule, etc., and he died of kidney failure. Being with him during the euthanasia…

OH MY GOD. My Golden passed away a year ago and I want another SO BADLY but I travel for work and my husband is disabled. I am a total sucker for Golden puppies. They are PERFECTION.