That is, seriously, the MOST cat-like rescue EVER. Every cat owner I know (including me, and I normally sleep like I’m dead) is instantly awake and upright with loins girded, ready to relocate a horking cat when they hear that telltale noise. Well done, Eartha Kitteh! (PS, is that a magic cat-hair-repelling couch? The…

I 100% realize this, and I don’t know why nobody seems to care about the emoluments clause he’s breaking, the lease agreement on the Old Post Office he’s violating, the Chinese trademarks his company got (in exchange for something, I’m sure), etc. etc. He’s completely crooked and his supporters do not give a shit and…

No, it used to be until redistricting a couple of years ago. Now it’s Bill Huizenga. Amash is NOT my favorite person but he has stood up to Trump a few times; Huizenga is a total party slave. Either way, we’d be screwed. But I’ll take the hug.

I totally get what you’re saying about Trump and I’m feeling the same swaying-over-the-abyss terror. It’s just total instability. (And then I think, holy hell, think about people in Syria who have had their fucking houses bombed out from under them, and have nothing left to them, and why am I whining?) But it’s so…

Shit! I have bronchitis and every time I laugh, I cough until I almost puke and choke. You almost killed me with that comment.

Jesus Christ. Every time I think this shit show can’t get worse, I’m proven wrong.

I see your point, and I’m intentionally not giving the entire story here for a couple of reasons. My child is stubborn and rabidly liberal and protective and fierce and also not perfect, but I do believe she was right in this situation. You’re not being rude, and I appreciate that, but as I see it, this isn’t a whole…

1. I never said she didn’t care who he was. I said that I didn’t know his brother’s name.

She explained, and she didn’t actually say “he’s a dick” in her tweet. She said, “Cole Sprouse did _____.” It’s not slander if it’s true, and there were a hundred other students in the class who heard the entire exchange to which she was referring and which inspired her original tweet (which didn’t involve her, but…

Um....I think it was the other one? But I’m not 100% sure. The Spawn graduated in May, and this was during her first year at NYU, so it’s been a while.

Long story, but she tweeted about him being a dick, and he waited for her after class and said his “publicist had alerted him” to her tweet, that she was cyber-bullying him, and demanded she delete it. She graciously (ha) refused, then about five minutes later tweeted “Just made friends with Cole Sprouse. Great guy.”…

Cole Sprouse was at NYU while my daughter was there and she had a couple classes with him. He is - objectively - a complete dick. The Other One (TM) (I have no idea what his actual name is) is apparently fine, but Cole basically thinks he’s much smarter than he actually is, and he uses his celebrity to shove people…

I’m all about trashy magazines for distraction, but I’ll cross this one off my list. I don’t give a shit about “growing up Trump” and I don’t need to have their “staggering wealth” shoved in my face while my taxes are paying for Trump’s $3 million weekend trips to his “Winter White House” (gag) while even MORE of my…

Unless those gummies are laced with valium, I’d still be pretty annoyed with Trump; it’s basically my status quo since November. OTOH, I’d be annoyed with gummies, so there’s that.

That is a truly unfortunate finding, LOL. I know I can’t drink like I used to, that’s for sure. The last tequila we had in the house was when my youngest daughter (22) was home for a week last year with her boyfriend; the kids started drinking margaritas around the pool at 2 PM. We had a fire in the pit that night and…

OH MY GOD.

No I am sorry but you are just wrong. I’m probably older than you so I know better. The End.

I’m pretty sure the tequila is where you went off the rails on that one.

Vodka gummies. They’re a complete fucking mess, obviously not finger food, and really only function as a flavored vodka-delivery vehicle, but then Yay! Gummy-flavored vodka!

Counter point: lemon gold bears suck. Orange and pineapple (white) gold bears 4evah!