Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

Her engagement party is bound to be a success. I know her recipe for ice has saved me a time or two: “Buy bags of ice cubes, fill trays with water well before you party.”

But he’s white! And rich! And has a [red hamburger meat looking] penis!

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Put him as Secretary of Health and Human Services, just for laffs

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Anderson Cooper declined to tell me how woke he is, indicating that he’s incredibly woke

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

The road to losing to Ohio State in November apparently starts with a good hype video.

“All lives matter”-Republican

These women are badasses.

He has daughters and is at a Christian college. That’s good, because there is nothing in the bible about mistreating one’s own daughters.... well.. except for like the whole old testament where killing, selling, raping and beating your daughters is on every third page.

This response says, in effect, “this problem is so widespread that there’s no point in trying to fix it.” That is wrong - not to mention dangerous - and infuriating.

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

That’s bullshit! Nobody died until year 4, Cedric Diggory. And after that I don’t think anyone died until the end of year 7, in the war with Voldemort. Your baseless Hogwarts slander will not go unanswered.

Listen, “Bob.” Alcohol and drugs and raging hormones leads to fucking. Sometimes embarrassing or unsatisfying fucking, but just fucking. Plenty of us got through it without raping anybody. It’s not hard. Just don’t rape anybody.

Actual Lawyer:

Is that not a lot in your book?

I disagree. I prefer to have the book that I can quickly refer to without having to pause my game and navigate some menus.